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[Post Game Thread] the Los Angeles Lakers defeat the Memphis Grizzlies by 111 - 101 as they take a 2-1 series lead

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【赛后贴】湖人以111-101击败灰熊，系列赛2-1领先

双方球员数据：

灰熊（1-2）：莫兰特45分9板13助、布鲁克斯7分2板、小贾伦13分5板2断、蒂尔曼6分12板2助2帽、贝恩18分5板2助、肯纳德4分3板3助、阿尔达马6分2板。

湖人（2-1）：安东尼-戴维斯31分17板2助2断3帽、詹姆斯25分9板5助、里夫斯13分6板2助、拉塞尔17分4板7助、施罗德7分3助2断、八村塁16分5板、布朗2分3板。

相关阅读>>>表情痛苦倒地！詹姆斯被狄龙“袭击”裆部 后者二级恶意直接驱逐

[–][NOP] JJ RedickOhhWowzers 3687 points 2 hours ago

ESPN zooming in on LeBron massaging his balls for 3 minutes was wild to me lol

鹈鹕球迷：詹姆斯按摩蛋蛋的画面，ESPN愣是直播了三分钟，还放大了，这太不可思议了。

[–]Supersonicsdrudru91soufendluv 957 points 2 hours ago

D"lo was blocking an all time iconic nba photo

超音速球迷：水拉挡住了NBA史上最具标志性的画面。

[–]IrishHawkeye7 482 points an hour ago

Not as bad when they showed his dick a few years back

球迷：这还没有前几年直播秀鸟那么糟糕。

[–]Sergeant_Bytheway 28 points an hour ago

lol what? When did this happen

球迷：我错过了什么，啥时候的事？

via GIPHY

[–]Raptorsprvypan 15 points an hour ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59FZqyEg0Yc

猛龙球迷：链接放这了。

[–][NOP] JJ RedickOhhWowzers 340 points an hour ago

My girl loved that.

We didn’t work out.

鹈鹕球迷：我的妹子喜欢那个画面。

我们最后分手了。

[–]76ersTheHairyPlumbus 4899 points 2 hours ago

This playoff script has too many sex scenes for me

76人球迷：今年季后赛剧本的尺度有点太大了。

[–]Kings Bandwagonlukewwilson 695 points 2 hours ago

NBA playoffs about to have a parental warning before each game

国王球迷：以后季后赛直播前必须提醒观众，18岁以下必须有家长陪同观看。

[–]Knickshighly_agreeable 251 points an hour ago

I told my girlfriend I’d stop watching this kind of stuff, now she’s crying in corner of the room inconsolably.

尼克斯球迷：我告诉我女朋友我是不会看季后赛的，这会她正在房间里泣不成声。

[–]Kings Bandwagoncaptyossarian1991 139 points an hour ago

You should look into moving a two room apartment. My gf and I did a few months ago and it’s really helped out our relationship. I get to watch as much basketball as I want and she’s been happy because her friend John has been coming over a lot more.

国王球迷：你应该找一个双卧室的公寓。我女票和我几个月前找到一个，对我们关系帮助非常大。我可以随心所欲地看球，而她也很开心，因为她的好朋友约翰经常来玩。

[–]RaptorsAHImusic 2514 points 2 hours ago

LeBron rubbing one out in front of America is not what I expected to see in my lifetime.

猛龙球迷：我这辈子也没想到詹姆斯会当着全美观众的面揉蛋。

[–]CavaliersLIFOsuction44 1043 points 2 hours ago

Nut shots...so hot right now

骑士球迷：蛋蛋攻击，现在挺热门啊。

推特网友：以后每个球员按照如下方式准备季后赛

[–][CLE] Kyle KorverStranger_Alarmed 2251 points 2 hours ago

Shoots 3-13, down 17, gets ejected. Tough scene for Mr. Tough Guy

骑士球迷：狄龙被驱逐前13投3中，球队落后17分，对于硬汉来说也顶不住啊。

[–]Knicksokgusto 766 points 2 hours ago

At least he"s not old

尼克斯球迷：至少狄龙没老。

狄龙谈喷詹姆斯：他太老了 我不尊重任何人除非他在我头上砍40分

[–]Grizzliesfinal_burrito 507 points 2 hours ago

Can’t score 40 on a guy whose ejected. Massive brain play by Brooks here

灰熊球迷：你不可能面对一位被驱逐的球员砍下40分，狄龙这波在大气层。

[–]GrizzliesArsid 508 points an hour ago

Dillon Brooks had never scored 40 so technically he doesn’t respect himself

灰熊球迷：理论上狄龙自己从不得到过40分，所以他都不尊重自己。

[–][ATL] Dominique WilkinsCounterInsanity 378 points an hour ago

LeBrons motivation to play this game disappeared when Brooks got ejected.

老鹰球迷：自从狄龙被驱逐后，老詹打球都没激情了。

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookNobodyRules 110 points an hour ago

It really seemed that way lmao. He had a very quiet game afterwards.

雷霆球迷：好像真是这样，后来他都没有太多展现。

[–]LakersLAKERSfanTV 58 points an hour ago

Bron gonna have to wait till next game to try and earn Dillon"s respect

湖人球迷：老詹要等到下一场才能努力得到狄龙的尊重了。

[–][MIN] Christian Laettnerygduf 85 points 50 minutes ago

maybe his balls hurt, idk

森林狼球迷：可能是蛋蛋受伤了吧，我不知道。

[–]RabbitWolfie 1157 points an hour ago

Dillon Brooks tried to get into LeBron’s head, ended up getting in his own head

球迷：狄龙本想激怒詹姆斯，结果自己上头了。

[–]KnicksTheDangiestSlad 223 points an hour ago

ended up trying to get into LeBron"s other head

尼克斯球迷：结果试图进入詹姆斯的另一个“头”里。

你的对手已离开比赛

[–]NBAiRockaflame 551 points an hour ago

Grizzlies lose by 50 without Ja what an effort by him.

Also shoutout Dillon Brooks for the absolute disasterclass. Played like shit and committed a dumb ass nut tap.

球迷：没有莫兰特灰熊得输50分，莫少侠尽力局。

也要感谢狄龙灾难级的表现，打得像坨屎，袭裆之举更是傻X。

[–]garenoncrack 177 points an hour ago

DILLON BROOKS WOKE UP FEELING DANGEROUS

19 MINUTES

7 POINTS

3/13 FROM THE FIELD

1/5 FROM DEEP

1 NUT SHOT

1 EJECTION

球迷：狄龙早晨醒来感觉自己充满威胁。

出场19分钟

得到7分 强势！

投篮13中3 手感火热！

三分5中1 远射略铁！

1次袭蛋 开心了！

1次驱逐 舒坦！

推特网友：这套护具必须在联盟推广。

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